Osaka woman causes 8 traffic accidents in 35 minutes.

So, this woman claimed she wasn't driving dangerously, but I gotta say, managing to cause eight separate traffic accidents in just 35 minutes is a serious achievement—just not the good kind. Picture this: she hit a car, then another, then another, all while cruising through the busy streets of Osaka. She even gave a 60-year-old man and a few pedestrians a taste of her driving "skills" before finally crashing into a wall and a biker. Who taught her to drive, a video game character?

When the police finally stopped her, she denied everything, saying, “I’m not driving dangerously enough!” Look, lady, at this point, you’re practically the star of an episode straight out of a reckless driving reality show. Glad to report nobody was seriously hurt, but with that track record, she’s definitely not getting that gold license anytime soon. I mean, she’s causing accidents faster than the police can chase her down! Let’s hope she finds some good friends who can drive her around from now on, because clearly, she shouldn’t be behind the wheel.

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